I posted this in response to the Manafort article on Splinter:

If you can’t be bothered clicking, or it doesn’t show up, or otherwise Kinja Kinja Kinja, then has anyone noticed how the macho jackass dickswinging strongmen Trumps of the world put on all the shows of how virile and youthful they are and how they try to put it out there how fast their cars are how much pussy they get.... BEFORE they go to jail? And then in jail, they’re suddenly super old and at death’s door with gout or heart conditions or what have you? Join me in fantasizing what Trump’s “I have gout and depression” is going to be.